Computers Quotes

Borenstein, Nathaniel
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.


Cringely, Robert
If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.


Orben's Current Comedy
To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.


Picasso, Pablo
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.


Unknown
Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.


Unknown
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.