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Affection
I never met a man I didn't like.

Diplomacy
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Education
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing he was educated in.

Education
There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Freedom
A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it. -- Will Rogers

Independence
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Life
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. -- Will Rogers

Marriage
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

Movies
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. -- Will Rogers

Time
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.